That's once!

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John Allo

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An old farmer and his brand new young bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the younger horse stumbled.

The farmer said, "That's once."

A little further along, the young tender horse stumbled again. The farmer said, "That's twice."

After a little while, the gelding stumbled again. The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse.

His brand new bride scolded him, "That was so stupid!"

The farmer said, "That's once."
 
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