Hmmmm - a pedicure? That's a good idea..... So, from here on out, only funky songs, not funky tootsies the rest of the summer! (Makes me think of Get up Get Down Get Funky Get Loose by Teddy Pendagrass - talk about old school!)
To be truthful, I'm a couple of week overdue myself. I can't be causing the cute Bikini clad women at the Pool to turn up their nose at the condition of my feet, right?
And guys, Do NOT knock it, name call, or call my sexual orientation into question until you've tried it (a Pedicure).
If you give it a shot you wouldn't be the 1st guy with an unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality (aka Mondo Straight) to become addicted to them.
After getting one. you can thank me via PM, and I of course will hold all correspondence confidential.