After a long, hot day on the golf course, Bill and his buddies stopped in at “Hooter's” for some Hot Wings. After being there for a while, one of Bill’s friends asked me which waitress he would like to be stuck in an elevator with. Billl; pondered this while glancing around the room at all the lovely young ladies scantily clad in their orange shorts and white tank tops and said, “The one who knows how to fix elevators. I’m old, I’m tired, and I pee a lot!”
Blah, Blah, Blah, Happy Birthday Billy Boy!!! Blah, Blah, Blah, Love ya, mean it!
No, in a daring Pre Dawn Raid, on April 30th, in Durham, NC, I was abducted by my lovely bride and taken by Minivan to Venice Beach Florida for 5 days of fun in the sun. I've just gotten back. thanks everyone for the warm wishes. Ken....you're mine...all mine...next time. I read this to Sandra ,and she didn't stop laughing for over 10 minutes. But, I know you had to take that shot. I would have...and will